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Shay Mitchell's Not Beisic Smoothie (Erewhon Copycat)

Easy★ 4.5Yields: 1 large smoothie
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Shay Mitchell's Not Beisic Smoothie (Erewhon Copycat)

Shay Mitchell named her smoothie Not Beisic and spelled basic wrong on purpose, which is either a brand move or a typo that nobody corrected. Either way, the smoothie is a cold brew and leafy greens blend that sounds like it shouldn't work but absolutely does. It's coffee-forward with spinach and chlorophyll adding an earthy green undertone, banana for sweetness, and a creamy foam on top. The color is a murky green-brown that won't win any beauty contests, but the flavor is genuinely good if you're into the coffee-meets-green-juice genre. This is the exact recipe. Same cold brew base, same green additions, same creamy top. It's the smoothie for people who want caffeine and vegetables in the same cup and aren't concerned about aesthetics. Which is honestly refreshing in a world of Instagram smoothies.

Ingredients

  • 1/2 cup cold brew coffee
  • 1/2 cup almond milk
  • 1 cup fresh spinach
  • 1 frozen banana
  • 1 tablespoon almond butter
  • 3-4 chlorophyll drops
  • 1 tablespoon maple syrup
  • 1 scoop vanilla protein powder
  • FOR THE TOP:
  • Coconut whipped cream

Instructions

  1. 1

    Blend it all

    Add the cold brew, almond milk, spinach, frozen banana, almond butter, chlorophyll drops, maple syrup, and protein powder to your blender. Blend on high for 45 seconds until smooth. The color will be brown-green. Accept it. This smoothie is about flavor, not beauty pageants.

  2. 2

    Top and serve

    Pour into your cup and add a generous layer of coconut whipped cream on top. The white cream on the dark green-brown smoothie is the only visual move, and it works. Drink it and get your caffeine and vegetables simultaneously. Efficiency.

Baker's Notes

  • The cold brew needs to be smooth, not bitter. Use a medium roast cold brew if possible. Dark roast cold brew can overpower the other ingredients and make the whole thing taste like iced coffee with a leaf in it.
  • Chlorophyll drops are optional but they intensify the green color and add a mild detox element. Without them the smoothie is more brown than green.
  • If you find the green flavor too earthy, add another half banana or more maple syrup. The sweetness tames the spinach.

Nutrition

Calories

340

Fat

12g

Carbs

40g

Protein

20g

Sugar

24g

Serving

1 smoothie

Notes

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FAQ

Does this taste like coffee or like greens?
Coffee leads, greens follow. The cold brew is the dominant flavor with the spinach and chlorophyll adding an earthy undertone. Think of it as a green juice that went to a coffee shop.

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