Every Single Celebrity Erewhon Smoothie, Ranked and Remade at Home

The one that started everything. Erewhon sells 40,000 of these per month. Forty thousand. At $19 each that's $760K monthly revenue from one smoothie at a grocery store. It's pink, it's glazed, it launched alongside Rhode skincare, and it turned a tonic bar into a cultural institution. The strawberry reduction at the bottom and the cream wall streaks are the techniques that every celebrity smoothie after this one copied.

Named after her album. Rated #1 by the LA Times when they ranked every Erewhon smoothie. The steel-blue color comes from spirulina and you can't taste it at all because the mango and pineapple bury it completely. She's headlining Coachella 2026 right now, which makes this the most relevant smoothie on this list this weekend.

Purple to match the GUTS album. Pomegranate kombucha in the base gives it a probiotic tang that most fruit smoothies don't have. The chocolate maca protein adds an earthy depth. It's the smoothie that tastes the least like a smoothie and the most like something a nutritionist would actually drink.

Activated charcoal turns this thing pitch black and it looks like a witch's brew with white cream marbled through it. The charcoal is tasteless. The actual flavor is tropical and sweet from the banana and dates. It's the goth smoothie of the Erewhon universe and it photographs better than anything else on this list.

The newest Erewhon smoothie in existence. Dropped two days before her Coachella 2026 set. Two separate layers that don't mix: a pink berry top and a charcoal-marble cream bottom that looks like satellite photography. This is the most visually ambitious smoothie Erewhon has ever produced. Named after her album. We have the first copycat recipe on the internet for it.

One of the OG celebrity collabs. Created to promote Bella's non-alcoholic brand Kin Euphorics. Orange creamsicle vibes with turmeric and aloe vera adding earthy depth. It's more muted and golden than you'd expect from something called a creamsicle, and that subtlety is what makes it interesting.

Dark cherry with pitaya powder creating a hot pink cloud at the bottom of the cup. Tart and fruity with the cherries doing heavy flavor work. Sofia Richie married into quiet luxury and her smoothie reflects that energy: understated, well-made, not trying too hard.

One of only a few smoothies that made it to the permanent menu alongside Hailey Bieber's. Peach kombucha in the base gives it a tangy, almost sparkling quality. The goji berries on top add texture and color. It's the most 'easy drinking' smoothie on this list. Nothing weird, nothing challenging, just peaches and cream done really well.

Named after his daughter Stormi. Two completely separate blends layered in one cup: a bright magenta dragon fruit layer on top and a green spinach-coconut layer on the bottom. Don Toliver and Sheck Wes showed up in the promo video. The flavors are surprisingly good together when they mix through the straw. He also did Erewhon wellness shots for Coachella 2025.

Three separate layers in one cup. Blue spirulina bottom, pink pitaya middle, yellow mango-turmeric top. It's a Caribbean flag in a cup, inspired by Winnie's Jamaican heritage. The most technically demanding Erewhon smoothie to recreate because you're making three separate blends and layering them by density. But when it's done it looks absolutely unreal.

Three separate components assembled like a parfait: a raspberry coffee ganache, a vanilla banana smoothie base, and coconut cream between the layers, with cookie crumbles and cacao nibs on top. Then cold brew gets poured over the whole thing. It's the most complicated smoothie on this list. The banana flavor is louder than the coffee, which is either great or a betrayal depending on your expectations.

A Swedish supermodel made a smoothie that genuinely tastes like blueberry cobbler with vanilla ice cream. The cream wave technique is one dramatic swipe up the inside of the cup with spirulina-speckled coconut cream. Graham cracker crumble on top seals the cobbler illusion. Multiple reviewers ranked this in their top 3 Erewhon smoothies ever.

First male musician to get an Erewhon collab. Rich dark chocolate with a hot pink pitaya coconut cream layer at the bottom. The chocolate is cacao-forward, not Hershey's sweet. The avocado makes it creamy without tasting like avocado. Launched to promote his single 'Girls' because of course it did.

Patient zero. The OG. Marianna Hewitt (cofounder of Summer Fridays) created this before Hailey Bieber, before any of them. The blue went viral on TikTok, Erewhon realized celebrity smoothies were a goldmine, and the rest is history. Still on the permanent menu. The cloud technique of cream with spirulina specks is what created the template every smoothie after this used.

Matcha latte in smoothie form. The most supplement-heavy smoothie on this list: lion's mane, MCT oil, collagen, sea moss, chlorella, and tocos. Whether all of that does anything in a single smoothie dose is between you and your belief system. The matcha-vanilla flavor is undeniably good regardless of the supplement portfolio.

The name is a pun that should be a crime but the smoothie is legitimately good. Bright, aggressive orange creamsicle flavor with a hot pink pitaya layer at the bottom creating a sunset effect. Pink bottom, orange top, coconut cream tying them together. Simple concept, well executed.

Named 'From Scratch' because Nara Smith makes everything from scratch on TikTok while wearing Valentino. The kefir base is the move that separates this from a basic tropical smoothie. It adds a tangy, probiotic depth that makes the whole thing taste more complex. Fresh mint is not optional. It transforms the whole thing.

Dropped right after her Coachella 2025 debut. The hibiscus tea in the base adds a tart, floral complexity that you can't get from fruit alone. Dragon fruit cream stripes on the inside of the cup give it a tiger-stripe effect. Tiger stripe. Tygers. Her fandom name. Marketing team earned their paycheck on that one.

Best name of any Erewhon smoothie. Kiwi-forward with matcha, coconut, pineapple, mango, and chia seeds. Reviewers compared it to a kiwi pina colada with a matcha twist. It's bright, tropical, hydrating, and straightforward. No complex layering. Just a really good green smoothie from a woman who's been photographed in a bikini more times than most people have been photographed at all.

Looks like planet Earth from space. Tastes like trail mix in liquid form. Two visual zones: chocolate brown bottom (almond butter, dates, cacao) and blue-green top (spinach, chlorella, spirulina). Multiple reviewers independently compared it to trail mix without being prompted. Named after her Grammy-winning album. Raised money for teens displaced by the LA wildfires. Best concept on the entire list.

Pure acai-blueberry-mixed berry blend. No gimmicks, no layers, no complex assembly. Just a really well-made acai smoothie that's thick enough to eat with a spoon. Promoted her KORA Organics skincare line. The deep purple color fades as it oxidizes so drink it fast.

Cold brew and leafy greens in the same cup. Spelled 'basic' wrong on purpose, which is either a brand move or a typo nobody caught. The color won't win any beauty contests but the flavor works if you're into the coffee-meets-green-juice genre. It's the smoothie for people who want caffeine and vegetables simultaneously.

A celebrity hairstylist (Kim K, J.Lo, Ariana Grande) made a smoothie named Apple-disiac that contains zero apples. The 'Apple' is his last name. The smoothie is a dense, dark purple acai-berry blend with cream marbled at the bottom. The name is a lie and nobody has ever explained why. Just drink it.

Erewhon called this a shake, not a smoothie, which is the most honest thing they've done. It tastes like liquid banana pudding. It's the dessert smoothie that stopped pretending to be healthy. Vanilla wafer crumble on top. Sweet as hell. Made with Francesca Aiello.

K-pop adjacent girl group put saffron in a smoothie. Saffron. The most expensive spice on earth by weight. At a grocery store. The deep crimson-red color comes from cherry, beet juice, and mixed berries. Proceeds go to the Malala Fund. They're performing at Coachella 2026 this weekend at the Sahara Tent.

A fictional doll has an Erewhon smoothie. That's where we are as a society. It's a vanilla-beige base with pink pitaya bands running through it and rainbow sprinkles between the layers. Tastes like birthday cake batter. Launched for Barbie's March 9 birthday. It's maximalist, fun, and the smoothie equivalent of wearing a party hat.

The smoothie equivalent of lo-fi beats to study to. Muted, dreamy lavender-purple from a combination of pitaya, blue spirulina, and butterfly pea flower, which is a Southeast Asian flower that you can't taste but creates colors no single ingredient can. Calm, pretty, uncomplicated. The most Jhené Aiko thing imaginable.