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Heidi Klum's Kluminator Smoothie (Erewhon Copycat)

Easy★ 4.7Yields: 1 large smoothie
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Heidi Klum's Kluminator Smoothie (Erewhon Copycat)

Heidi Klum named her smoothie The Kluminator, which is objectively the best name of any Erewhon smoothie. It's a kiwi-forward green blend with matcha, coconut milk, coconut water, pineapple, mango, chia seeds, and marine collagen. It's bright, tropical, and hydrating in a way that makes sense for a summer launch by a woman who has been photographed in a bikini more times than most people have been photographed at all. The kiwi gives it a sweet-tart brightness that separates it from the 47 other green smoothies in the world. The matcha adds earthy depth and clean caffeine. The chia seeds give it texture and make you feel responsible. Reviewers compared it to a kiwi pina colada, which is accurate. This is the exact recipe. Same kiwi-matcha base, same tropical blend, same chia speckles. Make it at home for about five dollars instead of nineteen, and you don't even have to be on Project Runway.

Ingredients

  • 1/2 cup coconut milk
  • 1/2 cup coconut water
  • 2 kiwis, peeled and chopped (or 1/2 cup kiwi juice)
  • 1 teaspoon matcha powder
  • 1 cup frozen mango chunks
  • 1/2 cup frozen pineapple chunks
  • 2 pitted Medjool dates
  • 1 tablespoon chia seeds
  • 1 tablespoon maple syrup
  • 1 scoop marine collagen powder (Glowery or similar, optional)
  • 1 tablespoon aloe vera juice (optional)

Instructions

  1. 1

    Blend everything

    Add the coconut milk, coconut water, kiwi, matcha, frozen mango, frozen pineapple, dates, chia seeds, maple syrup, collagen, and aloe vera juice to your blender. Blend on high for 45 seconds until smooth. The color should be a soft olive-green with visible chia seed speckles throughout. The kiwi and matcha together create a green that's natural looking, not neon.

  2. 2

    Pour and serve

    Pour into your cup. The chia seeds give it a subtle speckled texture that's visible through the clear cup. You can add a swirl of coconut cream on top and a sprinkle of chia seeds for garnish. This one's straightforward. No layering, no wall-painting, no complex assembly. Just a really good green smoothie that tastes like vacation and costs less than parking at the beach.

Baker's Notes

  • Fresh kiwi is ideal here because the tartness is what makes this smoothie interesting. If you can find kiwi matcha juice (Wholeheart makes one), use that in place of the kiwi and matcha separately.
  • Chia seeds need to be blended in, not just stirred on top. Blending breaks them slightly so they integrate into the texture. Whole chia seeds on top just get stuck in your straw.
  • This is one of the most hydrating smoothies on the list. Coconut water and coconut milk together, plus aloe vera, plus kiwi (which is 80% water). It's basically an IV drip disguised as a smoothie.

Nutrition

Calories

370

Fat

12g

Carbs

56g

Protein

14g

Sugar

38g

Serving

1 smoothie

Notes

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FAQ

Does this taste like kiwi or matcha?
Both, but kiwi leads. The matcha is more of an undertone that adds earthy depth and caffeine. If you've ever had a kiwi pina colada, this is that with a matcha twist.
Can I use kiwi from a can?
Please don't. Fresh kiwi takes 30 seconds to peel and chop and the difference in flavor is enormous. Canned kiwi is to fresh kiwi what hotel art is to actual art.

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